Hello, Mr Variable Height! Say WHA?!

i am passionate about special kind beauty, I don't know where she?? But she is some where, which i want to admire match with her. And when she smile like many fountains rolling in her smile), She should be like different kind beauty. and specially who understand me well. I understand her well. When i say something, she knows me without say anything. her all dreams without she prompt me. When she put finger on anything, which is possible for her. Till her all wish. Based on mutual trust, Equality, Better Sense of Humor, ADC ( Aide-De-Camp )equal status and respect of her
Better life, girl too Send interest if girl is must be (beauty + brain). Nice nature.
send interest with photo is necessary make sure that else i decline without photo or password.
contact me hassle free i reply
Thanks and Have Nice Day
MY Current Height 5. 8. 5"

From Naina's Facebook Status Update:

Rohit Kapoor http://tr.im/gcnu on Facebook says "R u married? Or interested? My direct are XXXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXXXXX say hello to me!!"


(His profile also states "Looking for women 24 - 30 eyars old to get married to asap." )


Go on girls, feel special tonight!

From: Kundan_Fun

Hi,
I'm Kundan. I've already sent you some messages & it's been so long that I'm waiting for your reply. I'm telling you I've tried so many people to be my friend, but nobody is atleast a friend of mine. I'm interest in friendship only. Please don't neglect me, if you get this message. You can even reply me with negative response, but i want you to mail me aleast one time.
Please let me know, can we be friends or not? Please. Please mail me on this id or XXXXXX.XXXXXXXX@gmail.com. After this mail, I won't irritate you with my mails, but I'll be heartly waiting for your reply.

Good Bye

Okay, I'm feeling seriously bad for this guy. Which is why I won't totally ream him.....Heartly, at least

From: Dumb_AK

it would be nice to hear that u looking for some intelligent one .would u like to st mine?.... :)

Sorry, WHAT!? You'll need to translate....

Oh my mistake...I wana tell would u like to test my intelligence.... :)


Is this a second-generation euphemism that takes up the baton where 'prove your love' leaves off?

From: zzz943atrediff

hey seems to b a girl havin sum aderalin...well u knw most of the ppl who can go on to become good buddies donot become so because of lack of reply or lethargicness from one side...so would u let my ''HI'' die down.....:)


lets c...

lolzz..cntct me if u like ma prfile

Pfft... the word is 'lethargitude'...

From: Mann_1055

are you butter? or chicken?
i love both.
by
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From: Juggydesh

...outa curiosity... 'labrador' means?....:)

JFGI