Mating Plumage for Butterchicken

Hello, Mr Variable Height! Say WHA?!

2009-08-27T04:36:00.000-07:00

i am passionate about special kind beauty, I don't know where she?? But she is some where, which i want to admire match with her. And when she smile like many fountains rolling in her smile), She should be like different kind beauty. and specially who understand me well. I understand her well. When i say something, she knows me without say anything. her all dreams without she prompt me. When she put finger on anything, which is possible for her. Till her all wish. Based on mutual trust, Equality, Better Sense of Humor, ADC ( Aide-De-Camp )equal status and respect of her
Better life, girl too Send interest if girl is must be (beauty + brain). Nice nature.
send interest with photo is necessary make sure that else i decline without photo or password.
contact me hassle free i reply
Thanks and Have Nice Day
MY Current Height 5. 8. 5"

From Naina's Facebook Status Update:

2009-02-15T08:16:00.000-08:00

Rohit Kapoor http://tr.im/gcnu on Facebook says "R u married? Or interested? My direct are XXXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXXXXX say hello to me!!"

(His profile also states "Looking for women 24 - 30 eyars old to get married to asap." )

Go on girls, feel special tonight!

From: Kundan_Fun

2009-01-31T11:51:00.000-08:00

Hi,
I'm Kundan. I've already sent you some messages & it's been so long that I'm waiting for your reply. I'm telling you I've tried so many people to be my friend, but nobody is atleast a friend of mine. I'm interest in friendship only. Please don't neglect me, if you get this message. You can even reply me with negative response, but i want you to mail me aleast one time.
Please let me know, can we be friends or not? Please. Please mail me on this id or XXXXXX.XXXXXXXX@gmail.com. After this mail, I won't irritate you with my mails, but I'll be heartly waiting for your reply.

Good Bye

Okay, I'm feeling seriously bad for this guy. Which is why I won't totally ream him.....Heartly, at least

From: Dumb_AK

2009-01-31T11:47:00.000-08:00

it would be nice to hear that u looking for some intelligent one .would u like to st mine?.... :)

Sorry, WHAT!? You'll need to translate....

Oh my mistake...I wana tell would u like to test my intelligence.... :)

Is this a second-generation euphemism that takes up the baton where 'prove your love' leaves off?

From: zzz943atrediff

2009-01-19T09:27:00.000-08:00

hey seems to b a girl havin sum aderalin...well u knw most of the ppl who can go on to become good buddies donot become so because of lack of reply or lethargicness from one side...so would u let my ''HI'' die down.....:)

lets c...

lolzz..cntct me if u like ma prfile

Pfft... the word is 'lethargitude'...

From: Mann_1055

2009-01-19T09:24:00.000-08:00

are you butter? or chicken?
i love both.
by
M

From: Juggydesh

2009-01-19T09:23:00.001-08:00

...outa curiosity... 'labrador' means?....:)

JFGI

From: Sidd_Yokos

2009-01-19T09:19:00.001-08:00

I dont like to waste time if u think u shud talk with me send me ur yahoo id here if u dont hv yahoo id create 1 4 me bye tc

From: Vivon

2009-01-19T09:12:00.001-08:00

hi whats up? will u be my frend

The pet rock died?

From: Smart4u

2009-01-19T09:09:00.000-08:00

Hai
A very Good Morning to you

How r u, hope you are doing very well and enjoying the life. I am Ronnie this side. I am looking for a true/caring/loving freind. Just joing this net work last day. And i hope i will be able to make good freinds over here. Hope you are also looking for the same. If u like to be a friend of mine. Please reply me back

Many thanks & have a nice day

Ronnie

From: Lovemate4u

2009-01-19T09:07:00.000-08:00

care for fun friendship relationsip and complete privacy

Yeah I like hiding my friends. It's like green asparagus grows to be white asparagus if it's grown in the absence of sunlight? Friends turn into.... Mmmm... lets find out...

From: NRP Rahul

2009-01-19T09:01:00.000-08:00

hi XXXXXXXXXX

Next message reads...
hi call me on XXXXXXXXXX

So I reply: You know what I do to strangers who provide me with thier phone numbers? I hand thier numbers over to all those horrible people selling credit cards? Yeah..... Them.

I particularly detest people doing that.

thanks honey !

i already have 8 credit cards and i buys lots of free stuff bcoz of them.

i always submit fake docs inorder to get those.

ur help really appreciated.

"Jo bhi hota hai achche ke liye hota hai"--aaj samajha

main meri life bahut enjoy karta hoon---especially sexually

thanks

Funny how some people's mails scream VIRGINNNNN

From: Shahid_Taco

2009-01-19T08:55:00.000-08:00

Hieee...ur Id's freekin me out ....lagta hai jaa ke Butter chicken khaana he padenga... so0 hey ive got ur profile in my Match List..
wat say u ...Wanna be palz..

I reply: Sorry, but I don't think we'd have too much in common. Good luck with your search!

Don't u think ur being too judgemental?? i am quite compromising when it comes to friendship...give it a thought.....

compromising.... mmm

From: Sweetdrops

2009-01-19T08:28:00.000-08:00

Hai Butterchicken.. what a nice name you have selectd! well the most favourite dish for is really BUTTERCHICKEN honey... thats YOU.. I am 37 yrs lad working abroad and wanna eat sorry have friendship with you..You wanna?

Do you guys come out of a mold or something?!

From: RomanticBoy_29

2009-01-19T08:21:00.000-08:00

hiiii

sweet heart how ru ???? i m a guy from mumbai. would u like to be my frnd??
i am online now pls reply

bye

3 hours hence....
hiiiiii

sweet gal how r u ?? i m raj from mumbai can we be frnds??

my cell number is XXXXXXXXXX. what is ur cell number? giv me a call.

bye n take care

From: Genius_Genius

2009-01-19T08:20:00.000-08:00

Hi

That's it... hi. This, from GeniusSquared! Still waters must run deep.

From: I_Am_Andy_11

2009-01-19T08:18:00.000-08:00

hey whatz up????
i am XXXXX XXXX too stay in mumbai. Am a new user to this site and was browsing through and saw ur pic. U look really cute so thought it would be good to know you.
Please let me some thing about ur self and feel free to ask me anything

My profile has a rather extensive 'about me' section. Feel free to talk about anything interesting you see there. Please don't insult my intellect with wanting to be friends with me on the basis of how i look.

hey the first thing i noticed on ur profile was ur pic so said u look cute. i cked ur profile but i don t see if u ve mentioned ur real name or where exactly do u work or where do u stay, so if u could plez let me know that.
by the way i work for a subsidary of the allianz group called euler hermes as a deputy manager and i stay in mahim.

looking forward to ur reply

From: Jagdih

2009-01-19T08:14:00.000-08:00

hi friend
i hope u fine
i want u as my best friend
its ok with u
pl reply me on
XXXX123@gmail.com or
XXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com
jagdish naik
jag

Nothing sexier than a man with an alias

Profile Plumage: Goldi_Looks

2009-01-19T08:11:00.000-08:00

Hi!

Nice to see you all. I spent good time of my life in running after studies and career. but i think all is not lost so here i am.... looking for something where i do not need to use the mind [:)]

What I'm doing with my life

So far i am just following what people say is necessary to be successful in life....
but this is not exiting any more......
i think you can understand why ??

I'm really good at

i can make anyone smile....
i can talk about anything in this world....
i am a good listener

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

my face

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The Alchemist
The Gladiator
Enrique
Bryan Adams
The Doors
Green day
John Denver

Five bucks gets you ten, this guy's listed all the books he's EVER read, and has heard only one song by each artist. Okay a whole album of Bryan Adams.

From: DevMahajan

2009-01-19T08:06:00.000-08:00

after three lousy long years of first having glimpsed "Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." -Bill Gates, in the contrapunto section on the top left of the front page of The Times of India, I finally translated it to 'Pehle log bida uthaane se darte hain, phir chhoddne se darte hain.'[people(any life form) first fear long or short ventures, and in the darned case they ever get hooked to any, they fear wrongly ending it.]' How's that? Take that! Muwahahahaha. um.... eh? (with a courage the cowardly dog crescent /\ eyebrowed grin)

From: Handsome_

2009-01-10T22:56:00.000-08:00

Sub:

Hey Kewl babe!

Hi there,

You look LOVELY! We can surely SPEED UP the SPEED DATE.

Gimme a BUZZ on 98X XXX XXXX

cheers

Amit

Kamal_18984

2009-01-10T22:47:00.000-08:00

Sub:

hii dop reply

hii,

i am from vadodara and i want to do causal sex would u like to meet for having casual sex.. do reply me

Profile Plumage

2009-01-08T23:53:00.000-08:00

Sivagar

33 / m / straight / Single

I am a tourist guide, in india, and want gf

My self-summary

i am a tourist guide in india i am serching a dreem lady for me who can make a famaly with me but first we have to know eatchouther well and if things will be gud between us we can sit and think about our futucher that means first i want a short term realation then we have to disite for longe term realation my chat id is (XXXXX.XXXXXX@hotmail.com)(XXXXX.XXXXXX@yahoo.com) we can chat on that beter

What I'm doing with my life

i work heard BEC I LOVE MY WORK I LOVE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND I LIKE TO MAKE GUD FOOD FOR FRIENDS AND I ENYOY MY LIFE AS MUTCH I WANT BEC HUMAN LIFE COMES ONLY ONE I DO WANT TO KEEP MY FRIENDS REALATIVEL AND NEAR ONE HAPPY BUT I NOT FOUND A LIFE YET PATNER FOR ME WHOOM I CAN SHAIER MY FEELINGES I CAN GO ANY PART OF COUNTRY IF I FOUND A REAL SOLE MATE TO REST OF MY LIFE

I'm really good at

I AM GUD IN MAKEING NEW FOODS FOR FRIEND ARANGING PARTY CRARING NEAR ONES AND REALY I AM A GUD BODY MASAGER AND I KNOW HOW TO MAKE WOMEN HAPPY BEC I HAD A GF BEFOR BUT SHE DYED IN A ROAD ACCEDENT BEFORE 5 YEARS BUT NOW I AM SERCHING A GF AGAIN BEC I FEEL LOLANY AND NOW I WANT A PATNER WHOOM I CAN SHAIER ANY THING

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

my eves and my voice I AM HOT ON BED THAT I AM NOT SAYING THAT WAS THE WORDS OF MY EX GF SHE ALWAYS SAY U KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT ON BED

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

comeady and 3x movies rock nonveg

The six things I could never do without

my car my cell my pen laptop hankey and my underwear

I spend a lot of time thinking about

gud for my friends and how to keep my friends and realatives happy my work and and keep my gusts happy who come to travile india

On a typical Friday night I am

i like dansing with my friends in my home and a nice party and make some gud food for them AND IF THEY WANT I CAN MASAGER THEIR BODY TO FEEL THE REALAX AFTER A HEAVY DRINK

You should message me if

u can masage me if u like my profile and if we can be friends i can travile u whole india

From: kvijay

2009-01-05T03:24:00.000-08:00

From: kvijay

wana friendship with u...

Response: Padosan

wat hav got 2 hav frnsp most days i tak kutta out on walk by buttiful highway . u got 2 eva do this? TWICE A DAY. NINE TIMES A DAY. hate it so much, haram haram haram! dun no how to fraansp mostly bc gt so much of this ants pants shakey shakey fever. neva can sit still LOL

From: kvijay

o.k. dear nice to read ur mail..
like ur ...something..language
anyway my email is
##@yahoo.com
byeeeeeeeeee
apni picture to laga do, aur friendship se aap se karunga hi ...

testi plumage

2009-01-03T10:22:00.000-08:00

A little explaination is in order here, this plumage wasn't for metrimonial (sic) reasons however..it is plumage never the less.

hi friends........Great man is my best friend....we make lot of fun when we r together......now we are miles apart...our frndship started with a small cigaratte()...i feel very lucky to have such a friend-----a little bit naughty(he imitate people very well),a little bit serious,a litttle bit funny (i still remeber when he was caught in final xam by sir for maal practising... funniest incident in my life) hahahaha , he is a good cook,good looking guy,hardcore fan of NAAG..........Great Man always be the same and U R PERFECT by all means.............................Hey i forgot to say something "NO ONE IS 100% PERFECT" .................

and again:

me writing abt my broooooooo.oh my god pls giv me 100 hands to type.he i s a cool and a helpful man.and always with a cute little smile on his face.he is really a person of humanity and so onnnnnnnnn.if i write much abt my bro many stupid eyes may fall on him and he may hav disturbances in his life.so i dont want tht to happen.but i can say one thing tht he is a charming guy and an all rounder.

From: NithinRajPalal

2009-01-03T09:43:00.000-08:00

heyya!
it would be amazingly wonderful if we could exchange some mails
and get to know each other! I guess i am sending a message to you for the second time. Sorry if i am disturbing, but you can send me some sort of reply.
you know there are hundreds and thousands of words in the english language.
care to use some.
regards, hopefully your new friend : nithin raj palal

I replied that we don't seem to have anything in common... Would he care to shed light on why he thinks we would get along?

i have no clue myself....
tc

Then, his better nature prevailed and to give me a better feeling of closure, this mail arrives:
bonjour,

i have always shed my clothes; never light.
i like butter chicken long back; now i hate it. too much butter never good for life.
i like writing mails the classic way.
for marriage you always try to look for the particular kind of girl you wanna get married to, you call it type.. my type your type.
for pen-pals or email pals i guess there is no type.
if you like exchanging messages do that.... otherwise say bye and go away.
why stupid questions like some traditional indian girl afraid of coming out of some pseudo closet.. come on aren't you brave enough to disclose you sexuality.
now just goddamn come out of age-old cultural & moral hypes...

regards,
nithin

Openly bisexual=friendslut? I feel like I'm letting down the Cause!

From: Sexcboy

2009-01-02T03:00:00.000-08:00

sexcboy
Heyy how you?? just saw your profile so thought id add you.. by the way u need to change your pic, kareena kapoor cant be used as your pic :PP

padosan
i got 2 crazee scar over left eye like dragon warrior lol so i dont wana shohw on line's!

sexcboy
heyy i didn't quite understand your message.. sorry.. tc

From: Liionheart

2009-01-01T04:11:00.000-08:00

hello Chicks,
I am writing to you because by your profile its seem that you can keep me interested stimulating my attention & creativity. let us see if you are the right candidate for me or just the 1- type mentioned below.
this is really tough for genuine guy like me to score over a right match girl
Because of 2 reason
1- is because of less genuine cases bombarding mail without knowing & planning anything aimlessly.

2- is
population of girls in Delhi(in India in fact!!) is very low,

add to it internet using population is still low i think only
60-70%(Dus ka DUM ..Salman khan)
and from remaining either 30%- 40% are previously engaged
10%-15% are not bold enough or educated enough
all that count down to nearly small percentage really for us..

you know demand supply curve.

so you are in demand.
but i am positive so positive that
i know you will reply this message ..
so waiting for your reply.
up till then

bye
stinky the talking socks

Stinky The Talking Socks? Your parents REALLY didn't want you, did they?
So the next morning, I get another mail:
hello chicks,
Its seems that my message can not catalyst enough chemical reactions in your brain, and cannot excite the neurotransmitter to travel.which chemical do you need now??
Or
external force of my message cannot disturb the equilibrium of your system and was resisted by all the frictional forces & cannot generate the acceleration for the relationship. how do we tackle this problem ?
Or
Value of my message is not > or = value for the coefficient of resistance of your mind. what is the solution??
Or
My innermost feeling for developing the beautiful relationship with you is gasping for breath. will i get the fresh air & my life??
Or
Incentive offered by my relationship in exchange of your relationship preferences is not what you want?? you know that three type of incentives Monetary Moral & prestige which one/combination you want??
Or
Chronological event in your past life does not had shaped your life so that it can not accommodate me in your present & future event.Do you want any event to follow for making our unison??
Though i can go on & on but i fear it can bore you.

so last one question- will write reply of this message??
or
will you tell me your reply??
Guess the difference between last two questions..

bye
stinky the talking socks

6 hours later, still devoid of response from me....
bark bark, Bitch,
First if you want be a dog just paste one more photograph with your other photograph in your profile but of a Labrador your real self)??
Second thing why coaching class in Bihar only why not other better places like..(i will not suggest you now..) but is anything wrong with Bihar??(i don't mind that, but want to know are you degrading Bihar or praising Bihar by writing this?)
Note: This refers to the bit in my profile that offers to sign people up for MBA coaching in Bihar if they send me their contact details.....
Now third thing i do also have a varied interest like origami
have you tried it... try to eat Doing headstand...posting letter to myself by snailmail.. and recommendation s on books ahha i love that portions can give you hell lot of that stuff(surely i had read all that stuff)....for that reply me..

And last lets hear a story-
A man has a strong belief that "a person is responsible for his or her actions." As a result, he not only dismisses certain ideas, but offensive also. For example, when he hears about a study showing that most criminals have a deficiency of copper in their bodies, he is annoyed and assumes it is an attack on the idea of personal responsibility. "They're just helping people excuse their bad behavior," he says.

So you are searching for friend who can reinforce your idea on life, philosophy & interest then i am not the right person(but claiming otherwise on your profile!!).
But if you want to broaden your(& my also) horizon investing your ego & time in me & my thoughts then we can share some good, intimate moments & ....
And who knows what happens next to our relationship then??

now it's lots of barking for now

Bye
Stinky waits for response..

(Stinky, the talking socks)

Stinky The Talking Socks.... 'Nuff said!

From: KrispyKool

2009-01-01T04:08:00.000-08:00

Hi there..
how r u.
i hope i am not irritating you..but i would like to be your friend.
One more thing can u help me on ,how to use okcupid.

Take care..byee

Buddy, if you didn't know how to use it, sending me this message would be a tad difficult, wouldn't you agree?

From: Heart_Cruiser

2009-01-01T04:07:00.000-08:00

i am basically frm delhi...n here in pune for the last 4 years...i stay alone...so u are most invited 2 give me company...lol!
how bout u???

From: ZianZianN

2009-01-01T04:05:00.001-08:00

wat ya wanna know bout me....
i smoe n booze very occasionally,,,,,,i luv partyin on neday except for a saturday....(i dont prefer commercial music u see....)
i prefer hip hop rnb trance n ya punjabi 2....

From: LovenSoul

2009-01-01T04:03:00.001-08:00

wats d state of ur hairs right now? are they long or short?

From: Suji81

2009-01-01T03:59:00.000-08:00

hey,

I am bachler, staying alone in mumbai.

I am lonely & need good friend

mail me at XXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com

Sujit

From: Nitinjee

2009-01-01T03:56:00.000-08:00

hi...........
hi... wat is this quiver all about???
hi can we chat... u online....
i received this quiver from u ????

So 'hi', is like a punctuation mark to begin sentences with? I always felt they dangled!

From: PerpetualTalker

2009-01-01T03:55:00.000-08:00

Butterchicken hahaha....somehow that name sounds so chic.

btw I tried my best goin thru ur profile..just too big. Will rather hear it in person ;)

Selection Mechanism, dear PerpetualTalker

From: Satarkar54

2009-01-01T03:51:00.000-08:00

morningg butter
i think ur soft like butterr

r u dearrrrrr

From: HumbleBoyBombay

2008-12-30T07:38:00.000-08:00

This dude pops out of NOWHERE; his first mail, in its entirety, follows:
I am sorry, I am no MBA et.

If you are mad about MBA's I may pursue it part-time from a nice college.

Otherwise, please let me know where I fail to meet your expectation.

adios

My reply:
Umm actually you seem to be looking for marriage. Which isnt what I'm interested in. So *shrug*

PS- I haven't mentioned anything about an MBA in my profile.... What's with that!?

He replies:
adios

From: ShonuXXX

2008-12-30T07:34:00.000-08:00

hi m 26yrs old frm mumbai. came through profile u r jst mind blowin n one more thing plz dnt feel bad u look beauty m praisin god for his hand made beauty u r so sweet plz dnt mind. i love listnin to music, travellin, swimmin, fisih, pumpin n all extra activities. liked your name butter chicken.

n whtz ya real name?

Allergic to 'G', are we?

From: BigshotOnline

2008-12-30T07:33:00.000-08:00

YOU HAVE WRITTEN TO THE NTH DEGREE OF COMMONSENSE AND MORE OF HUMANITY WHICH I FEEL IS THE GREATEST POINT OF MAKING ME WRITE YOU,M NOT MARRIED THO M 39,NEVER FOUND ANYONE INTERESTING IN LIFE,THE ONE I FOUND MADE ME REALISE NO MONEY NO GIRLS,SO HERE I AM ON THE PATH OF BEING A MULTI MULTI M..........E,PEOPLE NEVER SAY BUT ITS ALWAYS MONEY ON THEIR MINDS,MONEY ACCORDING TO ME HAS NO IMPORTANCE,I FEEL THE MORE U GIVE THE RICHER YOU ARE,NOT IN TERMS OF MONEY,FROM ANYTHING TO EVERYTHING,EXCEPT YOUR OWN VALUES,I CAN COMPROMISE TO THE MAX EXTENT BUT IT HAS TO BE REASONABLE,HUMOUR IS MY SURVIVAL,I FEEL LIFE WITHOUT HUMOUR IS USELESS,EVERY MOMENT IN LIFE IS HUMOUR,WE DONT WANT TO SEE HOW GOD MADE THIS WORLD AND WE HUMANS ARE SO EGOISTIC THAT WE WANT TO CHALLENGE EVERY CREATION HE HAS MADE,SUCHA JOKE,WELL THATS ME,DONT STRESS TO WRITE IF ITS DRAGGING UR BRAINS,AND GOOD LUCK FOR UR BUSINESS,THUMBS UP.AND HEY I NEVER ANSWER QUESTIONS,I LOVE TO PROVE MYSELF IN WHAT EVER I HAVE COMMITED.

MY DREAM..... BEING IN THE FORBES MAGAZINE ONE DAY. :-)

From: Various (Curious about Bisexuality!)

2008-12-30T07:27:00.000-08:00

From: I_am_Sam:
Tell me more about the bisexual part

From: RoyPocker:
a Indian bisexual or i would love to meet you
so what kind of guy u looking for

I'll keep adding to this list as I sift---- Indian men are effin' FASCINATED by bisexuality/homosexuality. A while ago, one of these creeps mails me out of the blue, "wat do you homos do?" WTF?!

From: Various (Friendshipping Posts)

2008-12-30T07:21:00.000-08:00

Fishermen18:
Hi, like to make friendship with u if feel so reply.

Cool_Boy_13:
Sub: wanna make frnshp
Hi,
My name is prince just new comer for pune.
Looking for some good frds.

Can we frds?
If yes than share ur contact info with me.

Prince

From: Samik_G
hi,do u want to make friend ship with me?

I'll keep adding Fransheepers here---- they're far too numerous for each to have a post!

From: Joy

2008-12-30T07:19:00.000-08:00

Mail 1:
liked your all the tests you have taken.U looks to be quite intelligent.I have added you in my favorite list.Hope you would do the same.Reply.
See u,
Joy

6 Minutes Later, Mail 2:
Hello,I have not Up loaded my Pics .I will send it to u when you will ask for.
My mail id. is XXX.XXXXX@yahho.co.in
Bye
joy

Mail 3 arrives 11 days later:
Hello,
i m Joy.I want to be friend of yours.Yes my pics are not there but I can send it.You can go through my profile. I stay in western suburbs.Take care.
Bye.
Joy

From: Indian Tiger

2008-12-30T07:12:00.000-08:00

Hi there . . . This is Mandy (Manoj) from Mumbai . . . I'm 26 and a easy going person . . . I'm new on this site and would like to make friends. . . can we be friends ???

When I grow up, I wanna be a non-playable character in a PS2 game too!
Interesting factoid I'd never know without Wikipedia: Mandy means 'worthy of love'....

From: Kundan_Fun

2008-12-30T07:09:00.000-08:00

Mail 1:
Hi Sweety. I'm Kundan. I wanna be your friend & pass some good time with you & share everything.

Please be my friend.

Do reply me....

Precisely a month later, Mail 2:
Hi. I'm Kundan. I'm a mechanical engineer & presently i'm working as a design engineer for industrial machines. I stay in Bombay. I really don't have so much friends. Actually I'm tired of diplomatic friends in my life. So I just wanna pass some good time & share something with you. I also wanna know you.

If you are really interested & think it's ok, please do reply me.

I'm waiting for your reply....

3 minutes after that, Mail 3:
Hi, How are you?
I'm Kundan from Mumbai. I'm a Design Engineer for industrial machines. What do you do?

From: Yogesh_Chandu

2008-12-30T07:08:00.000-08:00

i to love butter chiken....

From: Stan_For_Love

2008-12-30T07:05:00.000-08:00

Subject: Hi BitterChicken

Body:
oops, too much butter to hold tongue tight.

Hey hv do u get time 2 do all the stuff penned in ur profile.

Life is beautiful jus let it go !! fill the air as u breath is my motto!!! n i em happy(snappy).

doggy @ never !!

i love cats, wild as they r, yet cute killers.

wanna be friend !! it won't hurt !! GOD-PROMISE

smile pliz ####

From: Raji0009

2008-12-30T07:03:00.000-08:00

Ideally speaking u are girl of my type

Rest god knows

From: Tunji69

2008-12-30T07:02:00.000-08:00

hi
i luv to eat full butter chicken wid all da gravey :P
one tnhig more i liked in u dat u r a dog in fem body :P lets meet yaar i really ned a person like u for fun

barf

From: BTycoon

2008-12-30T06:57:00.000-08:00

Hey, i am originally from bombay,read about you, quite intresting, how about meeting someday, as a date? message me if are interested and add me on Msn messanger - bobz_builder@XXXXXX.com or ym - XXXXXX007@yahoo.com, i can show you my pic out there, and even talk and break the ice

Be still, my heart

From: VeryHotRahul786

2008-12-30T06:50:00.000-08:00

hi, i am rahul live in delhi,i am just alone in my life i am a buissnesman i have my own firm of export,i am working with my dad he is the chairman of our firm,i am very hard working person,my best things are always within my circle, except my love. that is yet to come. i can wait any long of time for a true love. i have seen true love sometimes creating history, i dont wanna create any kind of history but rather a good peaceful life..iam very excited to know more about you,plz send me mail on...... XXXXX.XXXXX786@hotmail.com

'Nuff said...
For those wondering about 786, it's used as a substitute for Bismillah ("In the name of Allah" or "In the name of God" in the Indian subcontinent, and is commonly believed to bring luck.

From: FunkySexyHunk

2008-12-30T06:42:00.000-08:00

Mail1:
hi darling u look cool..n sexy n funky i feel we can connect m 33 funky guy in andheri...my id is XXXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com..check my profile
if u r kinda interested do msg me i wil give u my cell no add my yahoo id and we can chat n talk..wud u wanna talk over..meet over
since u r out here i understand that u wud be like me interested in romance love
affection passion and many other things where r u in bombay..do tell melllove vishal
Precisely 1 minute later:
Mail 2:
do reply darling..love vishal

I'm terribly interested in romance love affection passion. My profile, however, clearly states I'm getting all of it from one person and not looking to add suppliers.
Also, please tell me how I can get in touch with Mellove, since s/he is the person I'm supposed to reply to. Space bar is your FRIEND! Capitalization is tax free. You've got the correct number of punctuation marks, but they sadly huddle together for warmth and protection, rather than going forth where duty calls them.
Don't make me a grammar Nazi. Please...

From: PeterMystical

2008-12-30T06:37:00.000-08:00

I just want to board a plane now and fly to India to....

have a butter chicken!

Look at my profile and if it makes 'click' you know what to do.

By the way, I know about 25 different ways to eat butter chicken.....

If it makes 'click', 'screech' or 'grind', I give it to the repairman.
All his profile detailed was his skills in cunnilingus. It sadly, didn't make '(c)lick'.

From: Loveme724

2008-12-30T06:22:00.000-08:00

hiiiiiiiiiii
i wana sex with u in new year, what is u r plane, lets have fun.......................................

Lets go about this systematically.
Wana
Wana may refer to one of the following:

The Hawaiian name for the Sea urchin (pronounced as vana)
Wana (Pakistan), a city in Pakistan
Wana (Pronounced "Qu-ah-Nah") was a cleaning woman at SAR Academy, in Riverdale, New York. She now owns a school and has her own TV show, "Tuesdays With Wana"
[[Wana (Telecommunications), a telecommunications company in Morocco
Wana, West Virginia
W.A.N.A., Wireless Amateur Network of Amaliada, established in Amaliada City, Greece.

Plane
plane, in mathematics, flat surface of infinite extent but no thickness. An example of a plane, or more exactly of a bounded portion of a plane, is the surface forming one face, or side, of a cube. A plane is determined, or defined, by any of the following: (1) three points not in a straight line; (2) a straight line and a point not on the line; (3) two intersecting lines; or (4) two parallel lines. Two straight lines in space do not usually lie in the same plane. For a given plane in space, a line can either lie outside and parallel to it, intersect the plane in a single point, or lie entirely in the plane; if more than one point of a straight line lies in the plane, then the entire line must lie in the plane.

Source: www.reference.com

In answer, I don't want to have sex with a sea urchin in the new year.
My plane? I don't think that it's fair to keep a pet plane in a city like Bombay--- there's so little space to put a flat surface of infinite extent and no thickness. However, I volunteer at plane shelters often and donate annually

From: Kumar2207

2008-12-30T06:14:00.000-08:00

I am single male from mumbai

i seen ur profile very nice, i like you,

i want to make friendship with you.

I have own Car also we can go out side Mumbai

Would u like to make friendship with me?

please give reply or call me on my number 99694XXXXX

Mind you, this guy's profile pic was an erect penis.
I like how 'Mumbai' isn't capitalized, but 'car' is.
I think I want to make friendship with his car.

Edit:
I just HAD to post the text of his profile.....
Hell dearI. take one chance i very hot wat happen would u like I am single male from mumbai i like casual relation,
relation keep in very secrete would u like to meet me feel free call me on 99694XXXXX call me faqst whne i meet u wat r u thingkinI